Sin City Sounds - Musical Advent Calendar 2002

Sin City Sounds Musical Advent Calendar 2002 Select tracks to liven up your office party, the arduous drive to Grandma's or to simply add some zing to Midnight Mass. *Click song titles to play the MP3 files, click album titles for more information.*
1 *Winter Wonderland* Phantom Planet *Maybe This Christmas* California's poppy darlings remake a holiday gem.	2 I'm The One Who Gunned Santa Claus Down Deadbolt 91Xmas Loudspeaker The scariest surf/psychobilly band in the world weaves a chilling, sordid tale of the demise of the adulturous, Uzi-toting Kris Kringle.	3 *Poncho Claus* El Vez *Merry MeX-mas* Pass the tequila and tamales... a south of the border Christmas sounds like a blast to us.	4 All I Want For Christmas Dread Zeppelin Just In Time For Christmas Mix up the spirit of Elvis, Rastafarian beliefs, a dash of Jimmy Paige and a reference to Vegas, now that's a Christmas carol.	5 Sleigh Ride Squirrel Nut Zippers *Christmas Caravan* Most likely the coolest instumental version of this classic, ever. Plus, that means YOU get to do the singing.	6 *Little Drummer Boy* Dandy Warhols It's A Cool, Cool Christmas A swirly, psychedelic take on an old standard.	7 Let's Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas MST3K Cast *Clowns In The Sky Vol. 1* The very line "We'll decorate a barstool/and stand around and sing" makes the flick "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians" a victory for boozehounds the world over.
8 *Baby It's Cold Outside* Jack Marshall Ultralounge - Christmas Cocktails Vol. 1 Everyone should be familiar with Dean Martin's version of this classic, but whistling, now that's a lost art.	9 Daddy Drank Our Christmas Money The TVTV$ Punk Rock Xmas It's like the Audio Ghost Of Christmas Past. Who can't relate to "Every year we decorate the tree with old beer cans/'cause they're the only ornaments we have?"	10 Merry Christmas Baby The Bell Rays *A Vital Gesture Christmas* A funky soul version of this Christmas classic.	11 We'll Call It Christmastime Supersuckers Happy Birthday Baby Jesus Vol. 2 Sorry, but it's just impossible for us to put together a favorites list without making sure the 'Suckers are duely represented.	12 *Linus And Lucy* Cocktail Preachers (live track) Straight up surf from Chicago, The Cocktail Preachers can rock our holiday party any day.	13 We Three Kings Mojo Nixon & The Toadliquors Horny Holidays Much like Santa, Mojo is jolly and has a beard. Unlike St. Nick, Mojo likes to say the word tallywhacker. Whose lap would you rather sit on?	14 Santa's Gonna Rock The Snakes *A Vital Gesture Christmas* Hootenanny at the North Pole? Count us in!
15 Christmas Is The Time Kids of Widney High *Santa's Swingin' Sack* Oh yeah! These special kids make us want to get liquored up and go caroling!	16 Homo Christmas Pansy Division *Punk Rock Xmas* Don we now our gay apparel... especially those deluxe red leather buttless chaps. Hot. Red hot.	17 *Fuck Christmas* The Streetwalkin' Cheetahs A Vital Gesture Christmas It's short, it's catchy... hands down it's everyone's favorite punk rock Christmas song, now in a cover version!	18 Mrs. Claus Has Menopause The Sterilles *(super rare track!)* It takes a sassy girl-group to explain why the big guy spends so much time with the elves... "Santa doesn't get it at night."	19 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen Black Widows *A Vital Gesture Christmas* Raging Christmas Surf Rock = Comfort AND Joy	20 Christmastime Is Here Richard Cheese and Lounge Against The Machine *Tuxicity* The swankified version of another Peanuts classic.	21 Bizarre Christmas Incident Ben Folds *Maybe This Christmas* Fireplace... Fat Santa... Crisco? A holiday recipe for disaster, better call the cops.
22 I Hate Fuckin' Christmas The Rugburns Taking The World By Donkey Who needs sugarplums, when you can have visions of sodomized Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dancing through your head?	23 I Won't Be Home For Christmas Blink 182 *Santa's Swingin' Sack* Got one of those families that you can't help but fight with if you're in the same room for more than 15 minutes? Well then, this one's for you.	24 *Blue Christmas* Bright Eyes *Maybe This Christmas* A fairly traditional take on our favorite Elvis Christmas tune.	25 (Gimme Gimme) I've Been Good Alter Egos A Vital Gesture Christmas A greedy, yet rollicking, Ramones-esque ode to Santa Claus.	26	27	28
29	30	31	Holiday Holidays from all of us at Sin City Sounds! Compiled by Donna "Troublepuss" DeChristopher and Poizen Ivy Not Enough For You? Last Year's Holiday Selections Are Here